An Experiment in Shenanigans

dalishious:

Threnn: I served Ferelden under Teyrn Loghain Mac Tir. Best commanding officer this world has ever seen. After they all turned on him at Denerim, though, there wasn’t much use for people who held that opinion.

Lavellan: …He sold my people into slavery.

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bogleech:

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chansaw:

anyways read animorphs all 54 books are available online for free with the authors blessing

I’d like to add this on, to make things easier for everyone, since the books aren’t…actually in the correct order if you just read them in chronological order.

https://rjalker.tumblr.com/post/178286441229/all-the-animorphs-books-in-the-proper-order

It’s a link to a masterpost of mine with all of the books in their proper order, using the site above, so that you don’t have to play a guessing game with which books you should be reading when.

Please don’t take the words “read animorphs” lightly, I experienced these books at nearly thirty years old and I am still shaken by some of the body horror, vividly accurate representations of psychological trauma and at least a dozen explorations into the terror of genocide.

And I run what is presently the internet’s largest horror-writing contest

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marveladdicts:

You don’t have to come with me. I know. When do we start?

cultofsolas:

!!!

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machiavelling:

DRAGON  AGE  II    /    MAGES

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shojo:

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

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skarchomp:

skarchomp:

why was 2018 a decade long until October and then everything started moving in 2x speed

2018 has been the year long equivalent of having two weeks to do a project and putting it off until the last three days 

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merrily-rolling:

kunstzauber:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

raineydaydelib:

h-brook-writes:

capillaries:

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back. 

Bilbo Baggins.

NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE HE WAS SO INTROVERTED HE USED A CURSED OBJECT TO GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE

are u kidding excellent example 100% relatable big mood

yes correct; retweet if you too would use a cursed object to just get the fuck away from everyone.

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banahbanah:

desidesidesi:

logicalparafox:

minimalistgrufti:

great-tweets:

literally what the fuck

Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL. 

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

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secretlyspider-man:

Rhodey calling his girlfriend Carol to save his dumbass boyfriend Tony from space

cousinbarnabas:

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dalishious:

Understatement of the year.

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gentle-lordship:

fluidpuck:

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

@shegotistical

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